Welcome to Mistletopia, where our manicured lawns hide buried secrets and moral flexibility is a virtue. Here, we’ve perfected the art of being imperfect, celebrating every gorgeous flaw.
We don’t judge your petty grievances. We embroider them on throw pillows. We don’t shame your shopping addictions. We gift-wrap them. Back street Botox? Please, that’s just good housekeeping.
Settle into our curated world, where every vice gets a bow and being naughty is the nicest thing you can be.
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